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Pee-Mail from Jordan Marie

wookiefluffybutts — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:59:24 +0000

Okays, Jordan Marie sed I cud put sum uf her pee-mails to Ant Chris on my blog, so here goes. First, yoo haf ta unnerstand dat ‘ants’ refers to da kitty-cats (I fink) dat live wif Mizz Jordan Marie.

“Dear Miss Chris,

You can use my pitcher and message to warn good doggies everywhere to be ready fer da emotional ride a buttbed brings to da house.

1. Man at door wit box( fur me of course!) … Excellent ! Eberybody yell Helloooohowareya!

2. Opening box in kitchen… Yay!! Hurry Hurry!! Gimmegimmegimme..

3. Watching buttbed grow… WOW!

4. Mommy pulls it out… .Put it down! Put it down! Lots of jumping in da air and yelling ! Mineminemine!

5. Rolling off it, stomping on it, smooshing it an draggin it around wit my bone in it …Dis is livin da life!

6. Den, da stoopid big butt ants come out all yawny and stretchy like its any of der bizness…Mom says I gotta be nice ( like I’m gonna defur to them) cause we all need to get along and my ants are old as dirt. They climb into my buttbed an I am fur-rious cause dey ain’t gettin out!

7. I will share wit my twit brudder Peewee cause Mom says he dosent have all his crayons in his box, but I ain’t happy bout dis ant sharing bizness. Like, when we play littleball, Mom throws da ball OUT and I run an bring it back to her an she says “Good Job! When da ants play hairball , dey throw it UP and Mom jumps off da sofa to catch it an she says Oh #@$WTF an dat dosn’t sound like Good Job to me. I’m not being catty, I’m jus sayin….

So, Mom will order today an she says don’t worry cause der are a hunnert places fer me to gets my beauty sleep and dat I am always a teeny bit pawsessive about everything in my universe. In fact, if you need my help wit your new pupster, I’ll give her a fur-st class lesson in how to be a good doggie an not a pot roast.

Thank you fer lovin me,

Jordan Marie”

Udder Yorkies

wookiefluffybutts — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:22:21 +0000

I wanna spred da wurd abowt dese udder yorkies owt dere hoo ar weely entertainting. Wun is Dexter – aw I kan say abowt hiz videos is ta do a play-bow en say, “I’m not wurthy! I’m not wurthy!” Aw I kan say abowt Dexter himseff is dat even Jordan Michael, Boss of EveryPuppy in da Universe, mite even faw fur dis guy!

Da udder yorkie is Jordan Marie. No, not Jordan Michael, Boss of EveryPuppy in da Universe, but Jordan Marie. She iz a yorkie hoo haz bin pee-mailing Ant Chris abowt hur adventurs en I’ve asked hur to be a gest blogger on Wook’s Nook. She says she haz to tawk to hur agent furst en will git back ta me, so cross yur paws! (She’s purty, too, but I fink aw girl doggies ar purty.)

I’m gonna go watch sum mur videos of Dexter’s Ruff Life! Bye now! Wuv, Wookie

A Valentine Sing-a-Long to Jordan

wookiefluffybutts — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:18:37 +0000

Three-Minute Pawsitive Not-too-Country FluffyButts Roll Call!

wookiefluffybutts — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:32:23 +0000

To the tune of Alan Jackson’s “Three-Minute Positive Not-too-Country Up-Tempo Love Song”

FluffyButts 2012 Calendar – last day to order!

wookiefluffybutts — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:11:28 +0000

If yoo don’t haf a calendar yet for 2012, or need anuffer one, pweese go to http://www.fluffybutts.com/inc/sdetail/1799/1802 and order 1 or 2 or 10 FluffyButts 2012 calendars. Thees ar weely cute calendars feeturing lots of FluffyButts kids hoo adopteted familees in 2011. All da moneys fwum da calendars pay fur da dogtor trips en stuff wike dat.

Fanks, everbuddy! Wookie owt!

Joy to the World sing-a-long!

wookiefluffybutts — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:18:34 +0000

What, Mommy? Whaddya mean I have the ‘wrong’ Joy to da World?!

Okay, guys, sorry – I have to do sum chekking. Wookie out…

Okay…

wookiefluffybutts — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:04:27 +0000

Da Christmas bookmarks reely are coming – pawmise! Mommy finished laminatating en cutting dem last nite. She will put da strings on tonite en hopefully haf dem mailed to da FluffyButts volunteers, Jett & Monkey Dog Shoppe en da Georgetown Santas tomorrow murning! Wuv, Wookie (FluffyButts Elf Extraordinaire)

2011 FluffyButts Christmas bookmarks coming soon!

wookiefluffybutts — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 19:01:16 +0000

Mommy is working on FluffyButts bookmarks fur Christmas now. Not only will the bookmarks be available at Jett & Monkey’s Dog Shoppe during Decembur, but Santa and Mrs Santa Schmiedeler (aka Mr and Mrs FluffyClaus) will be giving them out during the evenings, when cars go by to see their neighborhood Christmas lights. This event is put on by the Georgetown Santas.

Also, if yoo need cool gift ideas, check out Pet Wearables fur pet-related stuff dat is just epic, Scentsy, en Pet Shoppe Boutique fur boy doggie belly bands, girl doggie diapers, en doggie beds.

One of the bestest Christmas presents fur some of our homeless kids, of course, would be to adopt someone. If yoo fink yoo’re cute enough to be adopted by one of the homeless FluffyButts, send your application in asap, okay? Til later! ~Wookie

Yappy Thanksgiving!

wookiefluffybutts — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 15:08:54 +0000

Jett & Monkey needs to kick some kids to the curb!

wookiefluffybutts — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 17:48:45 +0000

Jett & Monkey’s Dog Shoppe owners are fostering 3 of da cutest little FluffyButt pommies. Gizmo, Bonnie en Hessa are having a gud time being cute in da shop en helping wif da cash register en all, but they weely want to go to their new homes. Wuv, Wookie